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Monday, January 9, 2012
Merrell Road Glove Giveaway!!
Citizens. I owe you all an apology. I haven't been sharing my swag with you as much as I'd like. Part of this whole blog experience for me was to shamelessly exploit your desire for free stuff for my own fame-whoring benefit. Lately I've been relying solely on information and humor to get my stats up. And let's be honest...it's mostly been information. Who wants to read that boring crap?
I want to make it up to you. And just like a typical guy, I do that by giving you gifts and then pretending like nothing happened. This is a big transgression, so it needs a big gift.
How about A FREE PAIR OF SUPER AWESOME, CAN'T FIND THESE IN STORES, BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO HAVE A PAIR.....
MERRELL ROAD GLOVES!!!
(Cue confetti and other crappy high school pep rally stunts)
For those who aren't familiar with the shoe, here is my review. Merrell also has a place on their website where you can view the shoe's stats. If you're still interested, here's what you need to do.
For a contest this big, I'm not giving away these shoes to just anyone. You've got to work for them. So if you want to enter into this contest, here's what you need to do. In the comment section of this post, I want you to write a haiku poem about why you deserve these shoes the most. You have until January 23, 2012 to enter.
Winners will be chosen from a completely arbitrary blend of random number generation, awesomeness of the haiku submitted, the "good old boy" system, bribery, general attractiveness of entrant, boob size, and whatever factors I feel like using. Pretty much...the drawing will be rigged and I'll probably just give the shoes to the popular kids. But enter anyway. Should be a good time...